When a girl says "have fun"
shawnasaurus: She means “have a horrible time without me, faggot.”
When you accidentally close the dashboard tab:
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!! ALL THAT SCROLLING GONE!!!!!”
When Tumblr is down:
Parent: I'm going to be home late tonight
Normal teenager: Awesome, I can sneak out and go do illegal things.
Me: Awesome, I can sing as loud as I want.